On All Saints Day–Remembering Our Jewish Roots?

When I was growing up in the Bronx, we lived on the third floor in a five story walk-up on Sherman Ave. There were eight of us in a four room apartment. In the apartment below lived Leo and Sophie Rabinowitz.  Quite often, in the middle of the night,  blood-curdling screams filled the back alley and our apartment and the hallways outside. The screams were coming from the Rabinowitz’s.  It was Sophie. She was having recurring nightmares. But Leo was the landlord, and no one dared complain about the eery howls that constantly reached the ears of so many. There was one man,  however, who could not leave this alone. That man was my father.

I remember that Friday night long ago very well. The screaming started about midnight. It was September, and the windows were still open because it was hot, and the screaming seemed exceptionally chilling. Dad got up, and my brother whispered from his bed, “I think he’s going down there.”  We got up and followed him, and, without hesitating, Dad walked up to Leo’s  apartment door and began banging on it with his fist. We watched from the stairs as the door slowly opened. Leo poked his head out and just like that my father was embracing this little Jewish man who had buried his head in Dad’s chest, crying unashamedly. My brother and I, crouched down and peeking from the landing above,  were stunned.  Then Dad disappeared into that apartment with Leo Rabinowitz and did not leave for several hours. Sophie was having nightmares all right, recurring nightmares of her two boys, ages 12 and 9, being clubbed to death by the Nazis as they made her and Leo watch. Try as I may, I cannot  imagine what those moments in their lives were like. They were loving parents and were helpless, unable to save their very own children, as godless people clubbed them to death. The Nazis tortured the parents further by allowing them to live.

My father has been dead for many years, but he is still teaching me about being Catholic today. How? The gospel reading for All Saints Day is from Matthew 5:1-12. The Beatitudes. When the priest read #7, “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God,” I remembered that Friday night long ago. I remember how a Catholic man reached out to his Jewish neighbor, and how they became friends. I also remember that because of that friendship Leo and Sophie Rabinowitz became friends with the other folks in the building. My father was the ‘peacemaker’ who initiated the peacemaking process. He did ‘GOOD’.

We have just celebrated All Saints Day and All Souls Day. During the reading of the Roman Canon, First Eucharistic Prayer, the following words are read prior to the words of consecration: “In communion with those whose memory we venerate, especially the glorious ever-Virgin Mary, Mother of our God and Lord, Jesus Christ, and blessed Joseph, her Spouse, —–and all your saints.”  Were not all of them Jewish? Yeah..I think they were. There is no denying this fact. They are all canonized saints, and their Judaism was always part of who they were.

Finally, let me mention our Holy Father, Pope Francis.  The Pope is very good friends with one of the primary Jewish leaders in Argentina, Rabbi Abraham Skorka.  In October of 2012, he presented to Rabbi Skorka an honorary doctorate degree from the Pontifical Catholic University of Argentina. It was the first time such an honor had been bestowed on any Jewish man in all of Latin America. Upon presenting the award to Rabbi Skorka, the Pope (then Jorge Cardinal Bergoglio) said, “You cannot imagine how long I have waited for this moment.”

From the President’s Desk – Election News

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As an American living in Canada, I have always enjoyed celebrating both Canadian Thanksgiving (Columbus Day weekend) and American Thanksgiving in November. It’s a chance to spend time with family and indulge in turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, and all that comes with a big dinner. It’s an opportunity to give thanks twice for all the blessings in our lives.

Speaking of blessings, I feel especially grateful to be part of the Catholic Writers Guild. As I was telling someone recently, I believe that the Guild is responsible for any success I have had as a writer and author. The overwhelming benefits of Guild membership convinced me to want to give back, so I joined the CWG Board in 2010 and currently serve as the President. However, as a democratic organization, we still need to hold elections.

Most of the members of our current board are willing to remain in our current positions. Don Mulcare will be running for Committee Coordinator (replacing Karina Fabian).

Here is Don’s short biography: Donald J. Mulcare, PhD, Biology Professor Emeritus retired from the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth in 2003. During his university career he participated in the American Society of Zoologists and the Society for Developmental Biology. He served as the founding president of the UMD Club/Chapter of Sigma Xi and twice represented the university as a delegate to the national meeting. He directed the Gerontology programs and represented the university as a delegate to the Association for Gerontology in Higher Education. He moderated the Newman Lecture Series and co-chaired the Premedical Advisory Committee. Upon retirement, he taught in two Catholic high schools for a total of six years. Don currently contributes to the CWG Blog. His website is: https://dmulcare.wordpress.com/

The other candidates are all current board members:

Ellen Gable Hrkach – President
Jennifer Fitz – Vice-President
Ann Lewis – Treasurer
Dave Law – Secretary

If you are a member of the CWG, we will soon be sending you a link to the polls.  Please vote anytime before November 30, 2013.

As always, feel free to contact me if you have any concerns or questions: president(at)catholicwritersguild.com

In Jesus and Mary,

Ellen Gable Hrkach
President, CWG

Catholic Writers Retreat – a Peaceful, Rousing Success

It was a small group, but a powerful one.

Eleven writers met in the colorful, peaceful wilds of Michigan to reflect, pray and write together in a tiny little community. We listened to inspiring speakers and critiqued one another’s work. We spent time with Christ in the Blessed Sacrament.

Our retreats are a different experience from our conferences. Smaller, more intimate, more focused on the craft and vocation of writing.  It is an experience, a slice of living outside of our normal lives. Margaret Rose Realy (the retreat coordinator) has already written a bit about her experience this week. You can read some of her thoughts here and here. I hope to hear from others. (Retreatants – if you blog, please post a link in the comments below!) Meanwhile, here are some photos from our week in Michigan.

First – we had our meals together in the scenic retreat house dining room. This is our first meal together:

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Margaret Realy leads retreatants on a walk through the gardens that she designed at the retreat center.

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Here’s award-winning novelist Michelle Buckman, giving the first of her series of talks during the week – “God is in the Details.”

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Ave Maria Radio Show host of “Kresta in the Afternoon” – Al Kresta – came with his producer Nick Thomm to give his talk on “Knowing Jesus, Sharing Jesus.” He inspired us to evangelize…and to not be afraid. He and Nick spent the night and watched a movie with us the night before his talk. It was great to have him with us.

 

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Michelle leads a critique session in front of a comfy fireplace. She was freezing most of the time, poor Southern girl… 😉

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The entire retreat gang:
Top (left to write): Tim Neboyskey, Connie Beckman, Sister Anne Marie Walsh, SOLT, Margaret Ann Stimatz, Michelle Buckman
Middle: Margaret Rose Realy, Leticia Adams, Leslie Lynch
Bottom: Ann Margaret Lewis (me), Michelle Jones and Jessica Yankovit

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Things I forgot to take pictures of  (no, seriously, I forgot my phone a few times and I cannot believe I did this, so if other folks have pics, please share): We had a bonfire and toasted marshmallows under the stars, and speakers David Krajewski (who took us through “The Call to Write” and how it relates to the Joyful Mysteries) and Fr. David Rosenberg, who spoke about how he accomplished a very special project though collaborative writing.

It truly was a lovely time, and I hope more of you join us next year!

Saints Jeanie, Vinnie and Blessed Fred—Extended Catholic Families Standing United

When Jeanie Jugon began working in the hospital in Saint-Servan, she was 25 years old. She hated poverty and all it wrought, and she wanted desperately to fight back against it. One bitterly cold winter night in 1839, Jeanie looked out from her bedroom window and saw a person huddled outside. She went out and somehow managed to carry the freezing woman into her own home and place her in her own bed. The woman was blind, paralyzed and quite old. And so it began, for on that very night Jeanne Jugan turned her life to serving God by caring for the elderly poor.Word spread quickly throughout the small town, and before long more elderly, sick, and poor were being brought to Jeanie. Other women, younger and healthier, were coming to her also. But they were coming to join her in her work. The small group of women grew and became known as the Little Sisters of the Poor.  Forty years later there were over 2400 Little Sisters of the Poor in nine countries. 1879 was also the year that Pope Leo XIII approved the by-laws of the order. That  was the same year Jeanie Jugon died at the age of 86. She was canonized a saint on October 11, 2009, by Pope Benedict XVI.

Saint Jeanne Jugon never knew that when she was founding the Little Sisters of the Poor a young man hundreds of miles away in Paris was unknowingly doing something quite similar. Fred Ozanam was a 20 year old student at the University of Paris and, challenged by his “enlightened” college peers, embraced their taunts “to practice what you preach”.  So he went out and gave his coat to a beggar.  Then he and his four pals founded the St. Vincent de Paul Society. That was in May of 1833.  The society was  named after St.Vinnie because he was known for his work with the poor.

Vincent de Paul never knew that 170 years after his death an organization named after him would take up the mantel of helping the poor all over the world. Fred Ozanam died at the age of 40, and was beatified and declared ‘Blessed’ by Pope John Paul II in 1997. Fred would never know that the organization he  had founded  would one day work side by side with the Little Sisters of the Poor in their mission of charity toward the elderly poor. Saint Jeanie could never have known that from the moment she carried her first old, sick woman into her home that she would change the world for thousands upon thousands of the sick and disabled elderly. She could never have imagined that in the 21st century her order would be serving the poorest of the  elderly in cities all over the United States and in 31 countries around the world. Blessed Fred would never have imagined that his St.Vincent de Paul Society would become a worldwide organization with 3/4 of a million members helping the needy all over the world. The grand irony is that over the course of several centuries the paths of these three saints have been interwoven dramatically as their followers help the poor, homeless and downtrodden no matter where they may be.

The three saints mentioned here never knew what their simple acts of kindness would lead to. The difference with them was that, unlike most folks, they responded to God’s grace. Jeanie took care of that sickly woman and Fred gave away his coat. Vinnie worked with poor tenant farmers and founded the Daughters of Charity. The two things they all had in common were (a) they welcomed God’s grace and followed His call, and (b) they asked for NOTHING for themselves and embraced poverty. Remarkably, their thousands and thousands of followers, separated by centuries, work together to this day. This is a beautiful thing.

Using the names of saints as I have done here bothers some folks. I really do not care about that.  My brother’s name is Daniel but I call him Danny. As far as Jeanie, Fred and Vinnie go, they are my family too.  You see, I love all of these people and using their names like that makes me feel closer to them. They set examples for us that we supposed to emulate. They are our Catholic heroes and therefore  members of our Catholic Hall of Fame. They asked for nothing and gave everything. I love being able to talk to them. What I love best is when they talk back. And they do, sooner or later, one way or another.

We must remember to pray hard for The Little Sisters of the Poor as they stand their ground against the HHS mandate that threatens their very existence. The forces of secularism are hard at work to remove religion from our lives. All our family members, including Vinnie, Jeanie and Fred, need  to stand together defending each other against this enemy.

St. Vincent de Paul, St. Jeanne Jugon and Blessed Frederick Ozanam, please pray for us.

From the President’s Desk

photo copyright James Hrkach

photo copyright James Hrkach

The beautiful reds and oranges of deciduous trees, the morning frost and the scent of wood stoves burning maple have declared that autumn has arrived here in Canada.

The Catholic Writers Retreat is almost here and the deadline is fast approaching! If you would like to attend and have not yet registered, please do so at this link to the right. When I arrived home from the Catholic Writers Conference in August, I checked the dates of the retreat and began looking for flights. Then I realized that the retreat begins on Thanksgiving weekend up here in Canada so I won’t be able to attend (given that I have to cook a turkey dinner for 15 relatives!) Perhaps next year!

For those of you who don’t have to cook a turkey dinner that weekend and who plan to attend, I am envious. The opportunity to have quiet writing time and spiritual growth is something that most writers not only desire, but need. Al Kresta and Michelle Buckman will be doing presentations. It will be a worthwhile retreat! If you need more incentive, check out Erin McCole Cupp’s blog post about a past retreat.

In other Guild news, if you have written a Catholic novel and it was published in 2013, I highly recommend that you enter it in the Catholic Arts and Letter Award. Here is the entry form. Deadline for next year is January 31st, 2014 and your book must have the Seal of Approval.

A few of the board members were on Radio Maria last week with Deacon Harold Burke-Sivers. Here is the link if you want to listen to the recorded broadcast. http://radiomaria.us/fromtherooftops/2013/09/18/september-18-2013-the-catholic-writers-guild-jennifer-fitz/

As always, if you have any questions or concerns, please contact me: president(at)catholicwritersguild.com

In Christ,

Ellen Gable Hrkach
President, CWG

On writing…better!

Pile of BooksWhat do you view as the most important element of your writing, or your writing life?

Passion? Yes, we all need that, especially when faced with rejection or obstacles in our quest for publication. But if passion were the most critical element in the making of a successful author, the bookstores would be overflowing with our works.

Persistence is certainly another closely related trait shared by successful authors. Again, though, while essential to success, it’s only part of the story.

Time (and balance) questions are often posed to well-known authors in Q & A sessions. It’s a challenge for everyone: how to juggle family/work/writing. That one has no pat answer. Each person has to find what works, and once a routine is established, be flexible enough to accommodate changing circumstances.

How about subject matter and finding a matching audience? Yep. Crucial. Have you written something that someone wants to read? How are they going to discover it? If you have a good handle on these basics, you’re a step ahead of many writers.

Let’s say you have all these ingredients. You’ve got a story (or a topic, for nonfiction writers), a passion for telling it, you are persistent, and you have a good sense of your target audience. You’ve created a workable plan that supports your creativity.

Anything missing?

I would humbly propose that commitment to development of one’s craft might actually top the list. If the final product is full of misspellings, inappropriate word choices, poor pacing, clichés, etc., no one is going to want to read it, no matter how awesome the premise.

Your goal is for readers to snap up your amazing work! And then clamor for more!

Development of craft can come through formal schooling (college coursework, or in-residence classes), informal schooling (online classes or workshops at conferences), or books. I’d like to share my favorite books on the craft of writing. Some of these have garnered mention in my contributions to the CWG blog over the past year or so, but I thought it would be helpful to list them together. I’d also love for you to jump in with your favorites.

  • Self-Editing for Fiction Writers, Browne & King. The first craft book I ever bought, its precepts remain timeless and valuable.
  • Plot & Structure, Bell. Great for learning, well, how to structure fiction.
  • Conflict & Suspense, Bell. How to keep your reader turning the pages. The ideas pertain to all fiction, not just suspense, and can be applied to nonfiction, as well.
  • Revision & Self-Editing, Bell. Just what it says. (*Note: The last three books are by James Scott Bell, and are published by Writers Digest, which offers an extensive list of books on the different aspects of craft. There are other books on these subjects by other authors and other publishers.)
  • Save the Cat!, Snyder. Intended for screenwriting, it is a great resource for learning story structure and for increasing the level of dialogue (a trend in modern fiction).
  • Writing the Breakout Novel, Maas. Everything about novels and how to balance the elements, written by a high-powered literary agent.
  • Break into Fiction, Buckham and Love. Perhaps more geared to the genre of romance, but more broadly applicable.
  • Writing a Romance Novel for Dummies, Wainger. A top editor with many years of experience, this peek at our work through her lens is invaluable. Again, the content can be more broadly applied.
  • Believable Characters, Creating with Enneagrams, Schnebly. A method for creating rich characters based on personality types.
  • Punctuation, Plain and Simple, Edgar C. Alward and Jean A. Alward.
  • Roget’s Thesaurus.
  • Any good dictionary.
  • Words That Make a Difference, Greenman.
  • The Elements of Style, Strunk and White.

Books by successful authors about writing on my shelves:

  • On Writing, Stephen King
  • How I Write, Janet Evanovich
  • Escaping into the Open, the Art of Writing True, Berg.

Believe it or not, this is not a complete list of my reference books. Some of the rest duplicate the content of the ones listed, or stray from a strictly-writing focus. Have I read all of these? You bet. In some cases, several times over. Have they helped me? Absolutely. Would they help writers of the submissions of a recent contest I judged? Yes, yes, and yes again.

What references do you keep at hand as you write? What books do you consider so essential that you’d buy a copy for your favorite protégé? Let’s see how many different books show up in this list! Thanks for contributing to a reference gem for our fellow authors!

How can a God Who is Love Put People in Hell?

Besides the harangues of the secular world around us, I have been told directly and have heard among others in  informal group settings that the idea HELL exists is ridiculous. The reasoning is, if God loves us how could He ever let any of us go there? How could He make such a horrible place? I have even heard that if God made people go to Hell He was no different than the murderers He was sending there. Result: There can be no Hell because then there is no God–HUH ???? Whatever.

I am not a theologian.  However, I was educated in grade school by the Ursuline nuns, and they were quite successful at instilling the “fear of hell” in me and my classmates. We were taught that God our Father was one tough parent, and that we had better mind “our Ps & Qs” or else.  I was sure many of my school mates were destined for Gehenna because they had eaten meat on Friday. Not me, I was afraid of not being able to get to confession in time so I stuck to cheese or tuna. Then they changed the rule and you could eat meat. I was so confused that for the first time I began to question things. I mean, did the people who ate meat the week before the rule was changed die and go to Hell,  and then the people who ate meat the following  Friday went to heaven? Okay, I figured it out for myself, and I want to share my personal theology about Hell. If you decide I am a bit wifty, so be it.

First of all, I know and believe unequivocally that there is, in fact, a place called Hell. There has to be. When I bring Holy Communion to the home bound and to folks in nursing homes my first prayer is from the the first letter of John, Ch4:16, “We come to know and believe that God is Love and he who abides in Love abides in God and God in him”. If God is Love and Love is God, He cannot put any of us in Hell. He does NOT do it. Contrary to some belief,  He is not waiting to clobber us over the head with a mallet because we mess up. He is, in fact,  the most loving, compassionate and forgiving Father we could ever have, including our own earthly one.

We put ourselves in Hell all by ourselves by rejecting the Love that is given us by God.  You see, we have this thing called pride. So many of us think we are SO smart. The consummate atheist, Frederick Nietzsche was SO smart that after having thought about it for a very long time announced that “God is dead”. I have been blessed because I know I am not that smart.  I’m not even as smart as Christopher Hitchins who thinks that “believers belong to the infancy of species”. Thank you Lord for keeping me dumb.

Look, I try to keep it simple.  There has to be a God. We just have to look at the perfection all around us. The change in seasons, the new birth of springtime, day and night always within a 24 hour period, sunshine and moonshine, baby ducks following their mom.  Those who choose to reject that simplicity and fall prey to their own false pride can wind up in a place called Hell.  But we have a soul that is indestructible and eternal, right?  My theology tells me that Hell is the utter and complete loss of Hope. We always have another chance while we are alive. When we die there are no more second chances. I cannot imagine existing in a world absent of all Hope, and knowing it is for all eternity. That is hell for sure.  As for me, I intend to keep watching those baby ducks.

Which way???

Did you go to Catholic Writers Conference Live? Or perhaps you’ve been lucky enough to attend another writers’ conference in the past few months. You’ve come home with a mind spinning with possibilities. Suddenly you have options, and choices to make. You’ve pitched a book (or two, or three), and hurriedly polished your work in order to send it to interested editors or agents.

Maybe you sense a sale in the offing. (Cue cheering crowds and confetti!)

Or…maybe not. Maybe your work straddles two genres, or maybe publishers are saying your story is unmarketable. Or worse, your genre is dead. Whatever the case, you’ve found no takers.

No need for discouragement – not in this day and age. Now you can publish your work by yourself. Five years ago, self-publishing was still new, and still carried a fair amount of risk. Print on demand (in its current form) didn’t exist, and an author basically had to commission a small print run out of their own pocket. Without the ability to market or access traditional booksellers, more than a few self-published authors ended up with a garage filled with thousands of unsold books – and a big hole in their coffers. Thanks to the explosion of e-books, authors of well-written fiction can now publish their own work.

Rather than go into the nuts and bolts of how to self-publish, let’s examine the pros and cons of taking on the venture.

At first blush, there is no con. After all, you just format and upload your work and wait for the money to roll in. Well, not so fast.

It boils down to: How much work are you willing to do, in order to succeed? And how do you define success? The answers to those two questions will drive your decision.

As a self-pubber, you are responsible for obtaining quality editing (yes, you must do this, and no, critique partners don’t count), formatting, cover design, obtaining ISBN numbers, finding out how to upload to the different platforms (Kindle, Nook, Smashwords, etc.) and then doing it, and promotion.

Some people relish the control they have over the process; others would rather poke their eye out than deal with all the details. As a self-pubber, you will create business relationships with cover designers, free-lance editors, and formatters. You will build an online presence and platform. This includes at least a website (complete with “buy” buttons) and an author Facebook page.

Marketing and promotion are essential. Getting your book noticed now that “everybody” is self-pubbing is not an easy task. Depending on your comfort level and ability to create and manipulate social media, you may face a steep learning curve – or pay experts to build and maintain your website, etc. Either way, it takes time and effort to market. *Note: Marketing and promotion are required of all authors nowadays, whether their route is via traditional publishers or self-publishing.

Sound like something you’d like to tackle? Then here are a couple of important things to keep in mind.

The most critical item in self-publishing is having a quality product. That means your book has to be the best it can possibly be. No ‘throwing it out there’ to see how it does. If the quality is mediocre, or worse, poor, you’ll generate bad reviews on Goodreads or Amazon. It is very difficult to entice people to try a subsequent work if the initial one was of poor quality.

The best way to ensure quality? Surround yourself with a superb team.

Before you jump into the self-pubbed fray, pay for a free-lance editor. At three to five hundred dollars, it’s a chunk of change, but every successful self-pubbed author I know views this step as vital. Read other people’s self-pubbed books, and when you find one that’s well-edited, contact the author to find out who they use. The best ones are booked a year or so out.

Find a great cover designer. Even in e-books, a sloppy or amateurish cover can kill sales. Same for formatting. Most readers will let an occasional error slide, but repeated errors are annoying.

Build a strong online network. Word of mouth still sells more than anything – but when your ‘word of mouth’ is a small group of authors with a similar readership and ten to twenty thousand Twitter followers each, ‘word of mouth’ takes on a whole new meaning. Too, there are Twitter accounts that exist solely to promote self-published works.

Other options are available if you choose to not take on the responsibility of self-publishing. Many smaller e-publishers are springing up to serve specific niches. You give up some of the profit in return for not having to go it alone. A ready-made team might be the perfect solution.

Or consider the hybrid route. Self-publish some work and seek traditional publication for others. Mix and match between larger and smaller houses.

Having a clear plan is essential. And since this is the Catholic Writers Guild, it is imperative to begin the discernment process with prayer. It’s crucial to align ourselves with God’s plan for us and our work. Sometimes an examination of conscience reveals that our ego or pride is driving our insistence on a particular path. Neither avoidance of rejection nor arrogance will serve us (or God) well.

What are your thoughts regarding self-publishing? Can you add some wisdom gleaned from your experience? What led you to take that path? And what have you found to be the most important elements for success?

 

 

Things You Missed if You Missed the Catholic Writers’ Conference Live

The Pope gets us to behave for a change.

 

1.  Having a merlot with Johnny, the ninja assassin. (Regina Doman, when discussing set up and payoff in the Faith in Fiction panel, said, “Your character can’t say that he was a ninja assassin last year and not use it later.”  Then Karina Fabian, in the panel, mentioned she and John Desjarlais were ninja assassins.  That evening, Johnny went to make a phone call, and asked that we order him a merlot.  It arrived while he was still gone, and Joseph Pearce, who had just joined the party asked whose it was.  We told him Ninja Johnny, which got a bit awkward as Joseph had his arm around Ninja Johnny’s chair at the time.  Payoff!)

2.  Our first guild minion rendering Joseph Pearce speechless. (Squeeee!)

3.  Photos with the Pope, and the legality of it all.

4.  The EWTN interview round with a half dozen or more authors all talking about their books.  Then Ellen Hrkach getting them to interview yet another author on the floor.  (Said EWTN: “There are Catholic Writers all over!”)

5.  Karina squealing from across the hall, “Omigosh!  It’s (insert Guildie name here.)”

6.  To veil or not to veil?

7.  Matthew Bowman’s hundred-plus Lego pics, not to mention his feature-length Star Wars parody in stop action Lego.  (Impressive.)

8.  Much singing in the bar!  A jam session of Irish songs with the Flynns providing music, Ann Lewis singing Ave Maria.

9.  The reason why Ann Lewis will most likely ban spray glue at future conferences.  (Good thing Tony Kolenc had Jennifer Fitz to rinse out his eyes while her young daughter gave medical advice.  At least Michelle Buckman and Karina were only joking about gluing Michelle to the wall.)

10. Discovering the incredible poetry of 14-year-old Theresa Mladinich (daughter of Guildie Lisa Mladinich).

11.  Arthur Powers and Michelle running madly down the hall because they were late to the Faith in Fiction panel—and receiving a room of applause when they arrived.

12.  The world’s worst service at the bar—late meals, wrong orders.  At least Michelle got free fries from it.  In fact, Michelle got a lot of free things—free ride from the airport, free food and drinks from editors she lunched with.  The one meal she planned to pay for—at Ruby Tuesdays, where we all went to escape the bad service–ended up free because they gave her meal to the wrong person!

13. Father warning everyone to stay faithful to the church and not look for a “little Buddah on the side,” and Ed Hara’s reaction when he got the joke. (He buried his face in his hands for a minute, then declared, “Well, except for that, he’s really a great homilist.”)

14.  Ice cream!  But no airborne peanuts, please.  We had someone with an airborne peanut allergy.

15.  Meeting with so many friends we only knew online, via chats or Facebook.  Connecting with publishers, editors, priests and nuns, marketers, and bookstore owners.  The Catholic writing world is bigger than imagined, yet small enough to be cozy.  What a great group—what a great conference.

Did you attend?  What are your favorite memories, touching or comic?  Share them in the comments.

Discovering Ecclesiastes–“Don’t Worry–Be Happy”

The past week or so, my head has been wrapped with an ever tightening rubber band, like one of those that make the propeller spin on a toy airplane. I was thoroughly ticked off at the American Atheists who had received permission to erect a monument on court house property in Bradford County, FL. Oh yeah–it was placed next to a monument honoring the Ten Commandments. How ridiculous. I blogged about that one (It Makes Sense to Me) which vented some of my frustration. T

hen there was the ongoing quest for revenge  to obtain “justice” for Trayvon. And here I thought the guy accused of murdering him had been fully exonerated.  There was  Nancy Pelosi, that upstanding Catholic House Minority Leader  proclaiming that she could  not say if Jesus deserved a ‘right to life’ while in-vitro. In my own world my wife’s cancer (lymphoma) is back for the 4th time, and I wonder how much chemo a body can stand. She finally has a full head of hair again, and, just like that, again  it will all fall out. Then somehow I tripped over a piece of broken concrete while walking and busted up my knee and cracked two ribs. Whatever. I could go on and on with things but I am sure you get the point.

So what happens? Mass this Sunday the first reading is from Ecclesiastes. Look folks, I am a cradle Catholic, and my knowledge of the bible is ultra-minimal. I only started to explore this book about five years ago, and then with cursory glances at this and that. Then I discovered the Book of Sirach, which deals with individuals and families and communities and even tells you how to set your table for dinner. Proverbs is great, and Genesis is where I discovered that Abraham is not only the father of the Hebrew race he is also the Father of the Arabs. My God, Ishmael was his first born, and when Isaac came along Abe kicked Ishmael and his mom, Hagar, out and sent them into the desert. The Arabs and Hebrews have hated each other ever since. But today along came Ecclesiastes. “Vanity of vanities, says Qoheleth, vanity of vanities. All things are vanity!

I had no clue what that meant, and the rest of the reading confused me even more. When I got home I delved deeper and now I am pounding this out on the keyboard  hoping to God that I end up making sense. (Trust me, many times I make no sense to myself until I untie the many tangled knots inside my head). The Book of  Ecclesiastes deals with the purpose and value of life. It is all of nine pages long. It suggests that vanity is in all things and ultimately life is an enigma beyond human ability to solve. Wow–pretty profound. I had never thought of that. You see–we NEED God. We must THANK God. God had given us all.

What profit the man from all the labor which he toils at under the sun? One generation passes and another comes but the world forever stays. The sun rises and the sun goes down; then it presses on to the place that it rises.—-Nothing is new under the sun—it has already existed in the ages that preceded us.

Here is what I got out of thi,s and I am sharing here because you guys are the only Catholic group I ever interact with, albeit minimally. It seems to me that the Book of Ecclesiastes teaches us that no matter what, God has the final say in all things. We should not sweat the small stuff. We should not sweat any stuff.  Remember the old cliche, “Dont’ worry, be Happy”?  It is true. So I apologized to God for being such an idiot and losing sight of what I knew all along. HE”S got the whole world in HIS hands–the whole wide world.  It is a beautiful thing.